Wednesday

inner peace ~


Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. 
So I looked around my house to find the things I'd started and hadn't finished. I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Brandy, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. 
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum,u blody luvum.!!
 
Until next time ...
So it goes in my neck of the woods.
~mel
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13 comments:

  1. PaulaOctober 12, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    Yep that otta do it. My trouble is I haven't finished cleaning house and before I get through John messes up the first part so I can never get through.

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  2. KerinOctober 12, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    Thanks for the laugh.....I needed that :)

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  3. AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    Ha!! So funny!!

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  4. JeanOctober 12, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    LMBO, lol. You crack me up Mel.Jean

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  5. Ms. AOctober 13, 2011 at 12:53 AM

    This is hysterical and believe me, I needed a laugh!

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  6. DarOctober 13, 2011 at 6:27 AM

    OMAA~~~That was blooeee schweet!
    It's always good to wake up to a good laugh but what I'm wondering, is "How's the head-ache?"
    BlessYourSeriouslyInAFixHeart

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  7. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 6:46 AM

    Now that is funny:)) Lets hope the next day is just as funny. There is always the "hair of the dog", if the dog has any more hair left.
    Arkansas Patti

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  8. Fred AltonOctober 13, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    Mel, Girl! You are hilarious! I've looked everywhere and can't find a bottle that I started and haven't finished it off already. Oh - Woe is me! Hahahahaahahah!

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  9. jack69October 13, 2011 at 11:44 AM

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

    I love a person who knows how to take a doctor's advice!!!!!! Slim is gonna love supper tonight!!!

    Love you girl.
    Sherry & jack down here in florida!!!

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  10. AmiOctober 13, 2011 at 12:32 PM

    Sounds like I need to start some different projects around here. Not feeling so good with the regular dishes/laundry/cleaning up pet hair.

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  11. LucyOctober 13, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    So funny!!! I can picture it and you just made me laugh more than I have, in days.

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  12. jack69October 13, 2011 at 8:03 PM

    I guess you know you broke Sherry's laugh box!!!!
    Good one!!!

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  13. Cicero SingsOctober 19, 2011 at 8:38 PM

    Too funny. A good, good laugh.

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