inner peace ~

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. 
So I looked around my house to find the things I'd started and hadn't finished. I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Brandy, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. 
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum,u blody luvum.!!
Until next time ...
So it goes in my neck of the woods.


  1. Yep that otta do it. My trouble is I haven't finished cleaning house and before I get through John messes up the first part so I can never get through.

  2. Thanks for the laugh.....I needed that :)

  3. LMBO, lol. You crack me up Mel.Jean

  4. This is hysterical and believe me, I needed a laugh!

  5. OMAA~~~That was blooeee schweet!
    It's always good to wake up to a good laugh but what I'm wondering, is "How's the head-ache?"

  6. Now that is funny:)) Lets hope the next day is just as funny. There is always the "hair of the dog", if the dog has any more hair left.
    Arkansas Patti

  7. Mel, Girl! You are hilarious! I've looked everywhere and can't find a bottle that I started and haven't finished it off already. Oh - Woe is me! Hahahahaahahah!

  8. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

    I love a person who knows how to take a doctor's advice!!!!!! Slim is gonna love supper tonight!!!

    Love you girl.
    Sherry & jack down here in florida!!!

  9. Sounds like I need to start some different projects around here. Not feeling so good with the regular dishes/laundry/cleaning up pet hair.

  10. So funny!!! I can picture it and you just made me laugh more than I have, in days.

  11. I guess you know you broke Sherry's laugh box!!!!
    Good one!!!