doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to
find the things I'd started and hadn't finished. I have managed to
finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of
Brandy, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic
and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to
dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum,u blody luvum.!!