"Grandma, I'm bored."
"Well, what would you like to do?"
"I don't know, I brought my colored pencils with me. Maybe I should draw a picture."
"That sounds like a good idea."
" I don't know what to draw?"
"How about drawing something you love?"
"I love you. I'll draw you. I love Grandpa too. I need two pieces of paper because both of you won't fit on one."
"We won't fit on one?"
"Nope. Face it Grandma, you and Grandpa are not small people."
Off she goes into the other room with her paper and her colored pencils. I'm not allowed to look ... but she keeps coming back to LOOK me over.
"Grandma, what color do you call that?"
"What are you looking at?"
"Your eyes. What color is that?"
Off she goes, back to her drawing.
"Grandma! I don't have a hazel in my colors! Will blue green work? I'll draw blue then green."
"Sounds good to me."
"Is your face round or oval? Never mind. I know it's round. Real round."
"Wouldn't Grandpa look cool with yellow teeth?"
"Yellow teeth? Why would you give Grandpa yellow teeth? He just had them cleaned at the dentist office. I don't think he would like yellow teeth."
"Not dirty yellow. I mean like gold ones that are shiney. I think he would like having those kind of teeth."
"Bailey, it's your drawing. You can make us however you want."
Here she comes with the pictures.
"Where's the tape? Because these are going on the refrigerator!"
So now I have two masterpieces hanging on the frig :)
Until next time ...
So it goes in my neck of the woods.