a whacky joke ~

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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. 

He can see from her name plate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. 

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, 
his dad is Mick Jagger, 
and that it's okay, 
he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," 
and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, 
about an inch tall, 
bright pink 
and perfectly formed.
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Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager 
and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, 
"There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you 
and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 

"I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

(wait for it)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. 

Give the frog a loan. 

His! old man 's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
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Never take life too seriously! 

Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a fantastic day!

Until next time ...
So it goes in my neck of the woods.


  1. Oh you..... my chuckle for the day.

  2. I've heard it before, but it's worth another chuckle!

  3. Okaaaay, I only smiled. I refused to laugh (for a few seconds), in response to your nasty comment about my sagging A$$ (donkey).

    Sherry laughed, but she still thinks you are CUTE. and even agrees with the saggy ____ part! LOL

    Love you girl and hope your 'knick Knack paddy wack' is still working. (Yeah, I know Slim thinks it is cute!)

  4. Oh, that was a good one! Very clever, thanks for sharing!

  5. Joke of the day, well, besides DH

  6. Yes, you know your readers quite well it seems. I smiled ... and yes, I was singing at the end!